Part 59 - The Road to the Gold Coast


The next leg involved hiring a campervan and driving to the Gold Coast. Here is the campervan (the three of us took it in turns to drive). Having had my own room for all but 2 of my 232 days away, David and Chrissie very kindly agreed to take me to a hotel each day and then pick me up the next day. I could hardly argue with Chrissie's description of me as a "princess", but unlike another famous princess, thankfully we made it to our destinations in one piece. 


Oh, and TWO of you have asked what happened to the wee robot thing that this blog is actually named after. Sadly, we parted ways in Panama, but his cousin Datarobot flew out to Australia to take his place. 

I missed you so much (Datarobot)

We didn't have far to drive on Day 1 - at it was only a few hours drive to Newcastle, so we had time to stop and admire a few nice views. 

A nice view 

Another nice view

A nice beach

On the first night, we went for an excellent meal at the local yacht club, which turned out by a lot cheaper and a lot less posh than you might expect. 

Sunset at "How the other half live"

The next day, Chrissie and David decided to fling themselves out of an aeroplane. I opted to stay on terra firma, being both very fond of having money and not breaking my legs. To be fair, they both survived and it did look a lot of fun. 

I was too skint / feart to do this 

Day two took us to Port MacQuarie, which was noteworthy for two things. One was the miles of rocks along the seafront that people had painted. 

Some were really well done. Others were quite frankly terrible. 

And the other was the incredibly loud wildlife. Here's some noisy birds....
... and some noisy frogs ...

... and what I presume were some very noisy bats, but I can't hear ultrasound so I can't be sure. 

And finally on day three, we drove to Byron Bay, which is where all the beautiful people hang about, so I felt right at home. I also failed to take even a single photo there. Sadly, accommodation there was absolutely extortionate, so I ended up staying in a hotel above a pub in a wee town with the delightful name of Mullumbimby. 

"Mount" Chincogan on the road to Mullumbimby. Sadly it is a private hill so I didn't get to climb it.

I've stayed in nicer hotels certainly, but this one was the most memorable. My room had TWO doors opening onto two different corridors, one of which you could quite easily peer in and see what I was doing (not that I was doing anything). 

One of the windows looking into my room. There was no curtain. 

Also noteworthy was the lack of wifi. Not just crap wifi, no wifi. I've stayed on campsites 4,000m up the Andes miles away from the nearest anything, and they had wifi, but Mullumbimby seems a wee bit old school. 
 
The Middle Pub, Mullumbimby. Now with no wifi. 

Still, I couldn't help find the place quite quirky and charming. I've even got the sticker to prove it!


Thus brought an end to a short but very enjoyable road trip. Next time, Gold Coast!

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